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Rates are per participant. Tom DeMarcorephrasing Einstein, who said. We know about as much about software quality problems as they knew about the Black Plague in the s. We've seen the victims' agonies and helped burn the corpses.
INES - National Institute of Science and Technology for Software Engineering
We don't know what software it; engenharia don't really know if there is only one disease. We just suffer -- and keep pouring our sewage into our water supply. When somebody begins a sentence engenharia "It would software nice if No project ever gets around to the it-would-be-nice features: Wait for sentences that begin "We have to The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
On the radio the other night, Jimmy Connors said the best advice he ever got was from Bobby Riggs:. A leader is best when people barely know that he exists.
Less good when they obey and acclaim him. Worse when they fear and despise him. Fail to honor people, and they fail to honor you. But of a good leader, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say, "We did this ourselves. Experiment escorts us last, His pungent company Will not allow an axiom An opportunity.
Software Engineering Proverbs
How many QA testers does it take to change a lightbulb? QA testers don't change anything.
They just report that it's dark. How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?